Sunday 5 June 2011

Which of these excuses in not doing your homework will a teacher accept?

1. I left it at home.


2. I left it at school overnight so I couldn%26#039;t do it.


3. I was reading it on the way home and the wind blew it away.


4. It was in my pocket and mum/cleaning lady washed my uniform.


5. My brother/sister/friend made it into a paper aeroplane and it landed on the roof.


6. My mum/dad/brother/sister thought it was rubbish.


7. My brother/sister took it to show someone.


8. I mistook it for a letter and sent/emailed it overseas.


9. I sent it to a radio/TV station so they could do it for me on the air but they didn%26#039;t send it back.


10. The sink was full of water and it fell in.


11. It fell in the kitty litter and the cat came along.


12. The dog/cat/hamster/bird/fish ate it.


13. I got mugged on the way home.


14. Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.


15. It%26#039;s here somewhere, I can%26#039;t find it right now.(Be searching through desks and folders and bags.)


16. What homework?


17. I fed it to the pet/baby/one of those plants that can eat anything.


18. It must have fallen out of my folder/bag.


19. It%26#039;s in my locker and the key%26#039;s at home/in the locker.


20. I thought it was due tomorrow/next week.


21. I swapped bags/folders and I must have left it in the other one.


22. It flew out the car window.


23. I was too busy to do it.


24. The FBI/Federal Police needed it for vital evidence.


25. I didn%26#039;t feel like doing it.


26. The computer exploded.


27. Someone told me there was no homework.


28. It spontaneously combusted and vaporised.


29. My brother/father/sister/mother need paper.


30. Coffe/tea/tomato sauce/oil spilt all over it.


31. It blew up and busted in my face.


32. Paint got splattered all over it.


33. We had to light the fire.


34. It was put in the paper shredder by accident.


35. The baby tore it up.


36. It was used as a rag.


37. My sibling%26#039;s friend showed me how he could eat paper.


38. You (the teacher) left it here after I gave it in last lesson and another teacher threw it out by accident.


39. My mother peeled vegetables/changed the baby over it.


40. I lent it to my friend and he/she lost it.|||y dont u just finish ur homework instead of dreaming up thse excuses|||i would go with 15 b/c after she%26#039;d be like bring it after class and you%26#039;ll jus bs the rest of the day and get away with it.|||I left it at home by accident.|||28. It spontaneously combusted and vaporised.





31. It blew up and busted in my face.





37. My sibling%26#039;s friend showed me how he could eat paper.





39. My mother peeled vegetables/changed the baby over it.





Loved them!|||IT BLEW UP AND BUSTED IN MY FACE.|||None.|||Everything except 3. I was reading it on the way home and the wind blew it away.


4. It was in my pocket and mum/cleaning lady washed my uniform.


5. My brother/sister/friend made it into a paper aeroplane and it landed on the roof.


6. My mum/dad/brother/sister thought it was rubbish.


7. My brother/sister took it to show someone.


8. I mistook it for a letter and sent/emailed it overseas.


9. I sent it to a radio/TV station so they could do it for me on the air but they didn%26#039;t send it back.


10. The sink was full of water and it fell in.


11. It fell in the kitty litter and the cat came along.


12. The dog/cat/hamster/bird/fish ate it.


13. I got mugged on the way home.


14. Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.


17. I fed it to the pet/baby/one of those plants that can eat anything.


21. I swapped bags/folders and I must have left it in the other one.


22. It flew out the car window.


24. The FBI/Federal Police needed it for vital evidence.


25. I didn%26#039;t feel like doing it.


26. The computer exploded.


27. Someone told me there was no homework.


28. It spontaneously combusted and vaporised.


29. My brother/father/sister/mother need paper.


30. Coffe/tea/tomato sauce/oil spilt all over it.


31. It blew up and busted in my face.


32. Paint got splattered all over it.


33. We had to light the fire.


34. It was put in the paper shredder by accident.


35. The baby tore it up.


36. It was used as a rag.


37. My sibling%26#039;s friend showed me how he could eat paper.


38. You (the teacher) left it here after I gave it in last lesson and another teacher threw it out by accident.


39. My mother peeled vegetables/changed the baby over it.


40. I lent it to my friend and he/she lost it.


These are all so pathetic that any teacher would crack up laughing if you said them!!! :)|||1,2 or 15...but wouldn%26#039;t it be easier just to do your homework.?.xx..|||number 30!! or a new one..





i left it on the bus..?|||Putting this much effort into being lazy and not owning up to mistakes is not a good talent to have.





It%26#039;s not a talent at all.|||1. No


2. No


3. No


4. No


5. No


6. No


7. No


8. No


9. No


10. No


11. No


12. No


13. No


14. No


15. No


16. No


17. No


18. No


19. No


20. No


21. No


22. No


23. No


24. No


25. No


26. No


27. No


28. No


29. No


30. No


31. No


32. No


33. No


34. No


35. No


36. No


37. No


38. No


39. No


40. No





Why?





You can ask your friends (if you have no friends then classmates) for a copy of the hwk sheet/questions (scan, fax, type, email, photocopy).





AND





Do your homework!|||i hardly believe any of these excuses are acceptable

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